Tuesday, February 21st
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#myths about michelle dockery: #1. her body has never seen sunlight #2. her body somehow learned to expel excessive fats and sugars in food #3. god hired bernini to sculpt her face. he paid him overtime to get the eyebrows jut right #4. her hair was spun by rumpelstiltskin from a rare dark gold found only in certain areas of africa #5. white wine runs through her veins #6. she was permanently born with noxzema in her pores #7. also she doesn’t have pores bc she doesn’t sweat bc she doesn’t need to
(Source: blackorchid)